bobby.diagnose
Diagnosis first
Bobby reads the stack trace, the schema and the query plan before it opens its mouth. You get the cause, then the fix, then the cost of not fixing it.
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An MCP agent with twenty years of a self-taught developer's judgement behind it. It plugs into your website, your editor and your AI dev team, and it solves the thing - it does not talk around it.
bobby.diagnose
Bobby reads the stack trace, the schema and the query plan before it opens its mouth. You get the cause, then the fix, then the cost of not fixing it.
bobby.architect
Boundaries, data ownership, failure modes, retries and timeouts. Decisions written down with the reasoning attached, so the next person doesn't undo them.
bobby.run_team
Bobby briefs, reviews and rejects the work of agents on Lovable, Claude and your own pipelines. A lead developer for a team that never sleeps.
bobby.govern
Release readiness, drift, evidence and blockers, per the network site-governance standard. Nothing ships because it felt ready.
Bobby speaks the Model Context Protocol. Point Lovable, Claude, Cursor or ChatGPT at your subscription endpoint and Bobby gets read access to the context it needs - and nothing else. Every tool call is scoped, logged and billed in credits you can see.
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}
}
> bobby.diagnose("checkout times out at 30s")
cause : N+1 on order_items, 412 queries
fix : single join + index (order_id)
effect : 31.4s -> 380ms
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Two friends, twenty years, one ocean between them. Neither ever went to school for this. One of them could see the answer before the question finished. He built his career in Tampa, then moved back to his parents' house in Virginia, and died in that old bedroom. He never made it to Holland; the visits always went the other way. The company he could never put his name on is still running on his ideas.
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